Cashier: *dies at register*
Customer: are you open

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

Heat makes me beverage crazy. Not pictured : house juice, doppio over ice, grapefruit mimosa. Poverty awaits me

Heat makes me beverage crazy. Not pictured : house juice, doppio over ice, grapefruit mimosa. Poverty awaits me

Micro Lego duck

Micro Lego duck

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(Source: sheissosexy)

(Source: abonerforbiffy)

u0o:

irisnectar:

Handmade resin ring by SoulfulStyle on etsy 

wife me

u0o:

irisnectar:

Handmade resin ring by SoulfulStyle on etsy 

wife me

(Source: 1-800-paradise)

(Source: billsussman)

(Source: life1nmotion)

who are you but my face that i wake up with alone

crunchwrapmistress:

plantains