Post double wine tasting

Post double wine tasting

Cream puff and butt

Monterey stuff

Gifts from my lil step cousins (Stella, 5, and Ashlan, 7) who I finally met. I love them! 😭 Ashlan helped us thrift shop and said my style was “country.” She was very upset about a porcelain girl with boobies and said I better show my sister who is “most person” (she is eldest). Stella has her first day of kindergarten tomorrow. Today she ate lots of chocolate before lunch and then said her pizza tasted like diarrhea. A beautiful little boy with curly blond hair sat across from us at lunch and was staring dumbfounded at Stella like she was Venus from the shell. It was so pure and intense I was overcome with weird grown person feelings. Then she asked her mom really sadly if when cars come, do you die?  A guy passing by said “oh wow.” We played all day! And went to the candy store! And held hands! I’m so tired

Gifts from my lil step cousins (Stella, 5, and Ashlan, 7) who I finally met. I love them! 😭 Ashlan helped us thrift shop and said my style was “country.” She was very upset about a porcelain girl with boobies and said I better show my sister who is “most person” (she is eldest). Stella has her first day of kindergarten tomorrow. Today she ate lots of chocolate before lunch and then said her pizza tasted like diarrhea. A beautiful little boy with curly blond hair sat across from us at lunch and was staring dumbfounded at Stella like she was Venus from the shell. It was so pure and intense I was overcome with weird grown person feelings. Then she asked her mom really sadly if when cars come, do you die? A guy passing by said “oh wow.” We played all day! And went to the candy store! And held hands! I’m so tired

😍💖

😍💖

Cheese ducks dogs

magictransistor:

Antoine Vérard, L’Art de bien vivre et de bien mourir (The Art of Living Well and of Dying Well), 1494.

magictransistor:

Antoine Vérard, L’Art de bien vivre et de bien mourir (The Art of Living Well and of Dying Well), 1494.

hellanne: Story of a certain morning by bamsesayaka

More weird stuff at neighbors

Dusk walk

Two salads

Morning stuff

Every time an 18 yr old uses an iphone app to put glitter on a photo of their Xanax, my life is shortened by 30 days

Is that a thing

(Source: lmfao-shots-shots-shots-shots)