My roommate likes me more than my friends do

how can you not love cats????!!!??

how can you not love cats????!!!??

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

dreamwad asked:
happy birthday!

thank u!!!!!

hello i am 21 years old today

(Source: arabellesicardi)

ask-jeffrey-kun:

ok so ur an athiest and having sex u dont moan ”oh god” u moan ”oh bill nye the science guy” then u get up and start singing ”BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL, BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY” then u jam the fuck out

^

(Source: buu-bear)

jailbait:

I want to be a hot genderless cutie in a romper riding a bike w a basket filled with peaches, yet I don’t know hot to ride a bike and rompers are problematic when you pee as much as I do. I still can have peaches.

i want to b a puppy

i want to b a puppy

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cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

it is crazy to see that people actually think this is a joke lmfao

NOT A JOKE. I ALWAYS WONDER

can’t wait to order a pitcher of mimosa on my birthday on saturday

been going out to eat too much alone and having to hear humans’ conversations SO close to me seriously it is TOO MUCH TO BEAR. first it was sushi guy tapping his chopsticks, then it was pretentious obnoxious Tinder date OH MY GOD that I had to leave half way through my meal at because it was so unbearable and we were elbow to elbow and today it was some normie know it all rude-ass idiots talking about becoming DOCTORS? wtf. almost knocked over their water with my butt too. what’s with these tiny seattle bistros????? but more like what’s with loud ass obnoxious douche bags

been going out to eat too much alone and having to hear humans’ conversations SO close to me seriously it is TOO MUCH TO BEAR. first it was sushi guy tapping his chopsticks, then it was pretentious obnoxious Tinder date OH MY GOD that I had to leave half way through my meal at because it was so unbearable and we were elbow to elbow and today it was some normie know it all rude-ass idiots talking about becoming DOCTORS? wtf. almost knocked over their water with my butt too. what’s with these tiny seattle bistros????? but more like what’s with loud ass obnoxious douche bags

(Source: ghibli-forever)

gabbereleganza:

from the serie ” During a rave party ” by Lise Sarfati

RUSSIA St. Petersbourg, 2000

lordoftheswag:

you liked my girls selfie a little too fast….

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midnight-charm:

"Dirty Looks"
Diana Gärtner by Wayne Maser for Marie Claire UK December 2002

midnight-charm:

"Dirty Looks"

Diana Gärtner by Wayne Maser for Marie Claire UK December 2002