lostbeasts:

opalised snails

lostbeasts:

opalised snails

zootedboy:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

(Source: nge)

(Source: chevalierdog)

spacepixie:

dogs’ feet smell like corn chips

cats too tho

gleeson666:

Balinese cigarettes aren’t doing a very good job with the non smoking ads, that guy looks cool af

me ro kok mem bun uh mu

gleeson666:

Balinese cigarettes aren’t doing a very good job with the non smoking ads, that guy looks cool af

me ro kok mem bun uh mu

Drunk flowers drunk lap drunk bus

Drunk flowers drunk lap drunk bus

Baby pool shark and looming pool shark guardian

Baby pool shark and looming pool shark guardian

i know y’all were dyin 2 c my obsessively organized t-shirt box#casares #carrionspring #doublesidedcats #brokenwater #fuckoffgetfree #miffy #keflavik #1983 #iheartnewthings #rooftops  

i know y’all were dyin 2 c my obsessively organized t-shirt box

#casares #carrionspring #doublesidedcats #brokenwater #fuckoffgetfree #miffy #keflavik #1983 #iheartnewthings #rooftops  

1:30AM drunk snack: basil and butter between toasted sourdough 

…..so good??!!!!!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

Tried sake for the first time last night it was perty cute

Tried sake for the first time last night it was perty cute